Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

the despair faction

A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.

wow on 30 bucks! im in!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 8, 2004

Laycation

Taking time off work or school to travel somewhere for the sole purpose of hooking up with some booty

Wow work is really stressin me out, I totally need to go on a Laycation and visit my girls in Toronto and New York!

by cbantli January 19, 2009

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

falication

to rightly accuse of misconduct, horse-play, toy-play and/or childs-play.

"it is true my friends, that is a falication. i did slack off the job and play with my toys while my books sat idly."

by cassie forsberg March 25, 2008

Overreaction Faction

The group of people who inevitably make a huge deal out of something that is either innocuous, or attempting to be humorous.

Did you see that article the ASPCA posted about the giraffe fighting rings? That is not funny! It is disgusting and I am going to form an Overreaction Faction with my other hippie friends!!!

by MxRacer February 22, 2011

farction

n. A fraction of a fart.

"Bobby did you just fart?"
"Nah, it was just a farction"

by toastyj August 28, 2014