My fauxband and I have been together for 6 years. He put a ring on it, we don't care about a marriage license!
by Weird Girl Adventures November 2, 2021
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2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.
2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.
by Rone4 December 10, 2021
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When a man or woman is engaged to be married for a seemingly endless time, but never really get married.
Hasn't Bob been engaged to Cindy for 5 or 6 years ? Yeah,I guess you could say she is his " fauxancee "
by Footguy1975 December 10, 2021
Get the Fauxancee mug.ˈfō-ˈlan(t)-thrə-pist: inordinately wealthy individuals and/or corporations (because...they're people, too) who offer a pittance to charitable organizations with unrelenting and vociferous self-congratulations; often performed every few years to self-soothe and fortify their fragile egos after their most recent marital affair and/or federal crime. (Note: sometimes spelled "phauxlanthropist")
Etymology:
Hybridized from French "faux" and Late Latin philanthropia, from Greek philanthrōpia, from philanthrōpos loving people, from phil- + anthrōpos human being.
I. Faux: "not real or genuine: such as
a: made to look like something else that is usually more valuable : IMITATION, FAKE
b: not sincere, a show of faux =feigned concern"
II. Philanthropist: "one who makes an active effort to promote human welfare."
Etymology:
Hybridized from French "faux" and Late Latin philanthropia, from Greek philanthrōpia, from philanthrōpos loving people, from phil- + anthrōpos human being.
I. Faux: "not real or genuine: such as
a: made to look like something else that is usually more valuable : IMITATION, FAKE
b: not sincere, a show of faux =feigned concern"
II. Philanthropist: "one who makes an active effort to promote human welfare."
"Did you catch the news last night? About *insert name* getting that wing named after her?"
"Yeah, that is wild...she donated, like, a million bucks. Isn't she supposedly worth over 10 billion?"
"Yeah, according to Forbes...it's basically like me giving someone on the board a twenty and them naming the hospital after me."
"What a fucking fauxlanthropist, dude..."
"Yeah, that is wild...she donated, like, a million bucks. Isn't she supposedly worth over 10 billion?"
"Yeah, according to Forbes...it's basically like me giving someone on the board a twenty and them naming the hospital after me."
"What a fucking fauxlanthropist, dude..."
by thorgythorns October 30, 2023
Get the fauxlanthropist mug.1)The deceptive feeling that you are on the rise when you're actually falling at near terminal velocity.
2) When another car slow rolls next to yours at a light and for a moment you think you're rolling backwards.
2) When another car slow rolls next to yours at a light and for a moment you think you're rolling backwards.
1) The crowd size gave him the feeling of fauxmentum that would never translate into enough votes to win the race.
by Dr Night August 8, 2024
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