fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

by zeroagent January 29, 2005

faglet

a mini-fag insult....a little homosexual....a friendly insult, not really demeaning, but very LOLful

LOL that 11 year old is such a faglet LOL

by Lesliecatkitten January 1, 2009

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

FatLessToe

1)An anerexic toe
2)Totally freakin hot!

1)Man that is one fatlesstoe.
2)Damn that girl's fatlesstoe.

by and then he fell November 20, 2004

fratlete

A sexy boy who is in a fraternity. He's also on an athletic team. No, not a little baby rec-sports one. A real-live sweaty school one. They chant and scream both on and off the court!

Hey girl, where were you last night?
Sorry i never came home, i can never resist a fratlete ;)

by Squirta Cumbolow March 20, 2011

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug May 14, 2011

Faglet

A hybrid of "Faggot" and "Piglet" from Winnie The Pooh because he's pink and gay.

"Oh look at that guy, he's wearing pink!"
"Yeah he's such a faglet!"

"Don't wanna go to a faglet wedding."

"He likes baking mini-cupcakes with pink icing and little chocolate hearts?! GET AWAY FROM THAT MOTHERFUCKING FAGLET!"

by MaKhMoBo August 10, 2013