Phoenix Farrell

The poor neglected bass player of Linkin Park while the rest (mainly Chester and Mike) is shining in the light.

Has a lovely cap and bass guitar.
Real name is David.

Phoenix Farrell talks about what fans say to him during live shows: "Oh my God! Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Chester?"

"Kids, Bass players have feelings too"

by J.Hybrid February 9, 2007

Jerry Falwell

Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.

In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.

Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"

Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"

by qAaRoN June 10, 2007

Farewell Tour

When a band is too lazy to make anything new so they need to call every tour a "Farewell Tour" so fans pay to see them lip-sync their top 10 songs with Little guest stars like Lil Wayne and Arianna Grande doing guest vocals as well as Skillet adding dubstep and opening acts like Hellyeah and Five Finger Death Shits.

"Yo I got my Kiss Farewell Tour tickets for $300 this year!"
" Aw Shiet, I'll wear my shirt from last years Farewell Tour!"

by Grand_Womp November 9, 2019

Falwell Jr’d

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end

You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d

by Jendave August 27, 2020

falwell

To watch your spouse or significant other get banged while you watch

Jerry Falwell Jr. liked to watch his wife get banged while he watched...he liked to falwell.

by Satyr Bear August 29, 2020

Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022

York Farewell

When your group must part at York railway station. Those leaving the train remain on the platform and align themselves to the window adjacent to those still on the train.
Following the whistle from the platform supervisor, they signal their goodbye by windmilling their penises and singing the chorus lines of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive.

The lads gave me the old York Farewell after the stag weekend.

by Bobby's Bitch May 1, 2022