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Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.

Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*

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farty-party 

There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence
"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"
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Farty Poul 

An inebriated spoonerism uttered upon witnessing a faux pas wherein the proclamation of "Farty Poul" becomes more humorous than the original gaffe.
(Man knocks over full ashtray)
"Farty Poul!"
Farty Poul by kiwi-man May 26, 2013

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Passing lots of gas; excessive flatulence.
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farty hardy by Deaf Drummer December 20, 2008

farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.
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farty Motor Company by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022

farty marty 

1.) someone who is very special to you
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
"Wassup my farty marty! I love chu a lot!"

farty shtanks 

Apon flatulence (doin a fart) this phrase is commonly used in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.
"ohhhh-ooo... farty shtanks!"
farty shtanks by corn doper October 1, 2009