the spanish pronunciation for "fucker". widely used as a slang word to name those guys who are amazingly skillful when they're getting chicks. A fáquer will allways convince girls to do what he desires, no matter what they really want.
Hey, dude, can you see that guy among the prettiest girls of the club? Yeah, I know him he's Agus, the fáquer.
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Tout simplement.
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A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
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Get the apple berry farquaad mug.(1)a man that is so whipped, it is not clear as to whether or not he actually still has his genitals.
(2)Someone who has given up beer for Lent and replaced it with liquor and drinks the same amount of liquor as he did beer before the start holy holiday.
(2)Someone who has given up beer for Lent and replaced it with liquor and drinks the same amount of liquor as he did beer before the start holy holiday.
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