Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Fanum

One who gets beat in Halo 3 by a girl.

also Means: Noob

" Your a total fanum"

" Way to go fanum"

by chicabee July 18, 2009

Furnum

The chest hair that is on your sternum

My grandpa has a thicket of furnum

by huganaut July 15, 2009

fornumpties

Noun - Ridculously easy or pointless work mainly used to decribe training courses or general office bollocks.

The phrase is most popular in Portsmouth and around the South coast of England.

Lisa - "are you coming out tonight?"

Sarah - "No I've got some fornumpties to get done for tomorrow."

by ciaracustard February 19, 2011

farum

the occasion in which you fart and cum at the same exact moment

Andrew: Yo dude did you really just fart right now, this is grandmas funeral come on man!!
Devon: Nah man, I let out the fattest farum

by Superbian October 14, 2020

Fartum

A sub-genre of abstract humor, considered to be the perfect form of entertainment by those with a finer comedic palette.

"Did you think my performance was funny?"
"Pure Fartum."

by Ricky Sluck January 10, 2008

Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing

Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.

by Weldini October 11, 2023