Definitions by ciaracustard
fornumpties
Noun - Ridculously easy or pointless work mainly used to decribe training courses or general office bollocks.
The phrase is most popular in Portsmouth and around the South coast of England.
The phrase is most popular in Portsmouth and around the South coast of England.
Lisa - "are you coming out tonight?"
Sarah - "No I've got some fornumpties to get done for tomorrow."
Sarah - "No I've got some fornumpties to get done for tomorrow."
fornumpties by ciaracustard February 19, 2011
White Denial
When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.
1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?
Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!
2.
Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!
Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?
Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!
2.
Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!
Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)
White Denial by ciaracustard July 22, 2010