Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

fared

adj. when ya dun work somewhere no more

PSX_Cheatster: ya'll are fared!
Romeo: fared?
PSX_Cheatster: Yes, fared
* Romeo looks fared up...
PSX_Cheatster: as in ya dun work here no more
Romeo: everyone talking now doesn't work here....
Gashabras: wow
PSX_Cheatster: well duh... I just fared ya'll

by PSX_Cheatster February 24, 2005

farken

A alternate form of "Fuck"
Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Thats farken sick!

Yeah, I know, he's farken gay, why doesnt he just leave the forums?

by Floyd The Barber January 29, 2005

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

Faked-Out

This word is used in basketball to describe a player made to look stupid by another player.

Sports Announcer:Did you see Kobe get Faked-Out of his shoes by Ray Allen.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008