Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.
The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Get the False optimistmug. When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
by crisairam June 19, 2016
Get the false sympathymug. Dan- Hey Ben you're a fucking fag. You suck your boyfriends dick every weekend.
Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
by C Pizzy April 28, 2013
Get the False Bitchinmug. The motto of UrbanDictionary editors.
by cinimodde November 27, 2017
Get the False Censorshipmug. Trying, but only in appearance.
Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.
Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.
Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.
Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.
John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.
Joe: You are the king of false hustle
Joe: You are the king of false hustle
by as1776 November 9, 2015
Get the false hustlemug. False Soundvertising is just like false advertising, except for the fact Soundvertising is solely defined as audio centric.
I was at the casino and thought that I had won because of the loud alarming noise that suddenly came about. However, it became clear that “DING DING DING DING DING!” does not mean that you actually won anything and is False Soundvertising.
by The pleasured Peanut October 31, 2020
Get the False Soundvertisingmug. People who are ignorant or stupid and believe, say and conduct themselves in untrue, deceitful or disrespectful manner
Lebron James is a False Nigga for having a one hour special to let the world know where he is deciding to play basketball. Only False Niggaz disrespect the game like that.
by QuestFunkmnkyz July 10, 2010
Get the False Niggazmug.