failor

a friend who sleeps with other friends' ex-lovers

Ryan banged my ex-girlfriend. What a failor!

by truth699 February 3, 2010

falow

Brazilian slang for "bye"

"te vejo depois, falow"

which means "see your later, bye"

by Ef d. January 3, 2009

Failware

Windows, as well as other software that fails to deliver anything useful to its users.

God damn it Windows sucks ass, I'm sick of this failware

by Darklink255 August 24, 2008

Fallow

(v.) To plow, but not to seed.
Plow, meaning to have sex
Seed, meaning the female egg and sperm joining.

"Shit man...good job I only fallowed her."

"Dude, I'd fallow that girl."

Man1: "What the fuck dude! I thought you were only going to fallow her! not make babies"
Man2: "shit man, I know. I got knocked up."

by zeppoleon October 5, 2007

Failwhale

Beached whale or Immense Epic Fail

That beached whale sure is a failwhale.

Seriously.. what a failwhale!

by iSmack May 24, 2009

failol

This term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just "failed", or done something or said something wrong that merits laughter. The word is a combination of the word "fail" and the internet term "lol" that stands for "laughing out loud". The word is pronounced fail-oh-el. However, this word is not to be used in spoken conversation, it is only appropriate when typed out in some kind of internet message.

*Jimmy stumbles over his words*
You say: FAILOL!
*Jimmy says something stupid yet wity*
You say: FAILOL!

by fishbm May 15, 2008

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010