Failture

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

by crumb October 10, 2004

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

fattitude

unfriendly, unhelpful or obstructive behavior displayed by overweight people, typically women employed in a customer service role.

"That woman at the store counter had serious fattitude."

by dex333 December 24, 2018

fatitude

The idea of some people that they are fat, when they are clerly not fat at all. They usually call themselves fat often and over react and get upset when you obviously jokingly call them fat. A fatitude is most commonly present in girls ages 13 - 18.

Billy: I called becky fat yesterday and she flipped out.
Johnny: Yeah she has a major fatitude

Tiffany: I heard Mike calling himself fat repeatedly in thehallway before 6th period.
Jessica: Yeah, Mike has been known to have a fatitude

by Word Wizard Guy August 26, 2012

Fattitude

1.A mindset that revolves around fast food menus. 2.where you just need to eat as unhealthy as possible.

John told me that they have quater pounders 2 for 3 bucks, let's go!

John and the subject both have a good fattitude.

by mashed potato topping April 4, 2009

Faceitude

n. a property of an object which defines how many faces can fit into it

Most people have a faceitude of 10. However, extremely fat people have a faceitude of 20.

by the Earl of Faceitude August 26, 2006

Fattitude

The bad temperament of an overweight person who has been fucked with all his life for being that way.

That big bitch is giving me too much fattitude for me to leave a tip.

by DruSoReal December 29, 2019