The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.

I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"

The Vactor Factor by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

whoop factor 

An expression of disinterest. Usually followed by a number -- the higher the number, the greater the lack of interest -- and, occasionally, a reference to Sulu, the helmsman of the Enterprise.

As this phrase is a reference to the original Star Trek series, it shall be generally understood that 9 represents the highest normal whoop factor. Anything higher indicates an excessive whoop factor -- and, by extension, an extreme lack of interest.

Figure skating on TV? Whoop Factor 9, Sulu!

whoop factor by refriedwhiskey August 14, 2009

nut factor 

The ejaculatory state most commonly referred to from the Unforgiveable video series. The nut factor is something that all men strive for. Once "nut" is obtained, it feels like a heavy burden has been lifted from ones person.

Girl: "Wow, thats a big load!"
Guy: "No, thats the nut factor."

nut factor by Bo Vice January 24, 2008

the PHIL Factor

when one's whacked out persona of sociopathic tendencies comes to life via delusions of grandeur that entails inconspicuous forming of relationships with others w/o the other's consent by all means necessary. A third party can see this with clear conviction of contempt, but the individual that is perpetuating this act of solace and does not relent to the factual discrepancy of reality.

the Phil Factor made u believe that her name was Jessica when in actuality her name is Christina as according to her birth certificate.

the PHIL Factor by CoOLiSymO October 25, 2010

funk factor 

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing

Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!

funk factor by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

Abdul Factor 

The property of pronounced and pathological incompetence particular to Arabs that results in failure despite numerical superiority or access to workable tools.

"'How did those Israeli jets get past the Syrian's new Russian air defense system?"
"'Abdul Factor, bro. The operators were busy drinking tea."

or

"Why did it take half a day for Egypt's emergency services to respond to the rock slide?"
"Abdul Factor, bro"

Abdul Factor by B.R.1 October 27, 2008

The Briggsy Factor 

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.

Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.

The Briggsy Factor by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006