Facon

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

Fachoman

Comes from "fascist man", generic name used by many trolls abusing the Yahoo! Answers France service. There are actually hundreds of Yahoo! accounts using this name.

Fachoman was probably invented during the 2007 French elections. The person using that username won a troll contest. Since then, Fachoman appears every two weeks or so, posting dozens of racist questions and mysteriously disappearing.

Fachoman is part of Yahoo! answers popular culture. His questions are always receiving a lot of answers.

1) Create a Yahoo! account
2) Fill a Yahoo! Answers profile with the name "Fachoman"
3) Upload a nazi avatar (Hitler or swastika)
4) Post racist questions
5) ...
6) Proft !

by binky777 November 29, 2009

Facked

when something is fucked up but u gotta say that jawn like Lil Shaz.

Life is facked.

by JK13721 January 9, 2020

factoid

a not-entirely-true or documentable "fact" that can be used alone or used to embellish a story;

see Anneism

During the Anneism spouted by Gertrude, the factoids were flying fast and furious.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005

Fack

A ship name that involves the actors Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer

Did you see Jack's livestream?? He said FACK IS REAL!!!

by Fack is real November 23, 2017

facoste

A fake lacoste Shirt.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.

What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.

by Deeznuts July 3, 2005