façade

1. front of a building
2. deceptive appearance

mr. K-Y has a civil façade but is actually very rude inside.

by it is not your business July 3, 2019

facial riff-raff

(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.

Girl 1: Billy used to be so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's sad that he has all that facial riff-raff now.

by Estuarius June 7, 2009

Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.

Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

Trump Facial

When the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan.

"I got a Trump Facial this summer, it was wall breaking!"

by Daddys Darling October 3, 2016

North Sea Facial

An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom

The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.

by vaeren January 26, 2008

The Tina Facial

When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.

Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Facial!"

by rockdr October 20, 2009

faceabotage

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.

My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.

by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009