facebokliosis

An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".

Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.

by Izamaru October 8, 2009

facebooked

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

by RCMo January 27, 2005

facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

by frankreynolds July 24, 2010

facebone

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.

Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.

by zebrapanties April 27, 2011

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.

An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010