1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!
by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009
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Phill raced his younger brother to the fridge so he could chug the last bit of milk...only to realize it was expired and sour... his younger brother said dude i am glad you took the expired chug and not me.
by reno49er November 20, 2009
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Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
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