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Linn exclusive

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A relationship which seemingly to one of the parties (that would be the non-Linn) is of an exclusive art. This is not the case. Normal behavior in say Norway, or anywhere the game can be played out.

Linn is commonly known as a major league player, and while guys like to believe that they've found a sweet and charming girl (by all means, Linn is both sweet and charming!), they have however not caught on to the fact that she has a very special way of living out relationships' exclusivity, by say, not being exclusive at all.

Many a guy has been tricked.

Many a guy has been hurt... Luckily for Linn they're usually far away.

A guy in every harbor, or as Linn would say "a guy who's stupid enough to be led on".

Anyone who has a hard time being a one-guy girl can be labelled a follower of Linn exclusivity.
Random guy (let's not get started on names):
Yeah, I met this really cute girl, Linn, and we're dating exclusively!!

Someone smarter than that: Dear friend, if by exclusive you mean that you're not dating anyone else, and Linn is dating anyone else, I do believe you're right!!

Random guy: STFU!!! Don't tell me that's Linn exclusive Linn?! Maaaaan, this sucks.. She seems so nice!

The smart guy: Yup, she's reaaal friendly. That's Linn exclusive for ya.
by Exxxxxclusive July 30, 2009
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exclusive friendship

An exclusive friendship is a relationship between two people in which they pledge exclusivity and are committed to their relationship, but are not dating.
Jack and Bianca are in an exclusive friendship because they really like each other.
by G-honey December 17, 2013
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excuses are like assholes

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
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Exclusive Remedy

Is when a person takes years to reply back to another person, and makes up ridiculous excuses
Lixy just answered me after two months and said she was busy eating dinner, she's such an exclusive remedy.
by YouBeLion February 21, 2017
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Exclusive Nigga

A Nigga who's balling.
A Nigga who cannot be shared.
A Nigga who dates one lady.
A Nigga who doesn't like to be seen in the streets.
A Nigga who is self-made.
I want to be like that Exclusive Nigga na mean?

He's my exclusive Nigga, he ain't yours!!!
by Dusa Ninetyfirst August 18, 2019
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A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'
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goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
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