Ewertzed
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
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He does not care what other people think and does what he wants.
He is not crude or vulgar, but speaks his mind.
He radiates elegance, class and intelligence.
Every woman who sees Ewen looks up to him instantly.
He does not care what other people think and does what he wants.
He is not crude or vulgar, but speaks his mind.
He radiates elegance, class and intelligence.
Every woman who sees Ewen looks up to him instantly.
"Here comes Ewen!!!! *creams*"
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Get the Ewen mug.Anne-ewenn is a wonderful person. She is really a sunshine, and will care about anyone who is nice to her. She has beautiful clothing taste and a cat, whom she is probably trying to name mamacita. she is the one person you want to find yourself facetiming at 1 am to randomly talk about your life. Last but not least, she is a very intelligent girl :)
you: one of my friends wont talk to me im sad
anne-ewenn: just you wait i will be your best friend from now on
anne-ewenn: just you wait i will be your best friend from now on
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Get the Ewell castle mug.The combination of the first letter of first name E as well as the first half of any last name that starts with Wes--. This is typically said in a two toned E...WESS with the pause in the middle denoting the importance of the person speaking. This is a term that applies to many people both at the University of Chicago and around the country. An EWess oftentimes is a that kid, but seems to be the only person to pull it off. A giant asshole most of the time, EWess-es manage to sound incredibly rude, sometimes racist and oftentimes downright stupid, but pull it off in a manner that does not alienate people and instead garners friends. This is a term that applies to very few people the world over, but they are oftentimes the best people.
Person One: That Eric is SUCH an EWess! Earlier today he was making fun of developmentally challenged children.
Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.
Person Three: I like him anyway.
Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.
Person Three: I like him anyway.
by MastorDebator March 17, 2011
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Get the eweeweewwww bwa bwa bwaaaa mug.Ewewer is used to describe a gay fat fuck who only knows how to eat and fuck.This man is a useless piece of shit that only watches porn and fap to men.He also have an extremely small penis and likes to flex it
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