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Evolution

A scientific theory that all life on earth descended from a common ancestor. Evolution has been repeatedly proven and observed time and time again, yet most of the morons writing definitions for Evolution on urbandictionary.com choose to ignore that.
Average Creotard/Mentally retarded redneck: Evolution b'aint be reel cuz dat der bibl tingy be sayin' su!
by StarySky July 9, 2011
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Evoloving

Learning lessons after each romantic relationship and getting closer to finding an ideal partner.
I'm definitely evoloving, I finally learned my lesson about dating married men. They never leave their wives!
by LoveJoyVitality November 13, 2010
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ecolonomics

Ecolonomics, a phrase coined by Emmy-award winning actor, Dennis Weaver, is the promotion of sustainable alternatives that are economically profitable. Simply put, ecolonomics means maintaining natural resources in ways that are economically sound. A key component in this effort is sustainability, practices that maintain natural resources at their present level or better. Sustainability is relatively new to many businesses and industries.
Ecolonomics in its simplest and most basic form is Prosperity without Pollution.
by Sanders1 November 5, 2008
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Evolve to crab

Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.
by SniperFoxy34 December 30, 2021
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Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.
by The Jeff S February 5, 2017
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eevee evolution

the evoutions of le pokemon eevve (vaporeon..jolteon..sylveon..leafeon..flareon..umbreon..espeon..glaceon)
wow you have an eevee evolution thats sooo cool!!!!!!!!!
by 10%doggo October 14, 2017
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ecto-ecological

an organism living outside the laws of nature
We're ecto-ecological, so I'm a volunteer in the voluntary human extinction movement (vhemt.org).
by frishy January 27, 2019
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