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Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.
A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"
by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011
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Department of Education

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
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affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018
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Sex Education

A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
by TheMusicsLoud April 27, 2012
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Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .
by P to the C September 21, 2017
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res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.
by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007
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Educational Dance Music

Educational dance music (EduDM) is a genre of dance music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially dance music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EduDM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as dance music
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EduDM)
1. Educational dance music songs can save lives. It's true!

2. Educational dance music provides a means by which specialists in their respective fields of work can show off how much knowledge they possess about a subject to people that don't really care.

3. Tom: "I was so drunk last night that I couldn't even remember whether or not I was making out with Anne or Sarah. For some reason, though, I seem to know all about Heideggerian metaphysics, quantum mechanics, and how to perform a total abdominal hysterectomy with bilateral saphingo-oophorectomy. Word."

Brad: "It was the EduDM, man. EduDM was being played at that club all night."

Sarah: "I LOVE EduDM!"
by DJ Kronotrope January 13, 2014
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