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Equestrian Girls

They really don't care what you think. They are badasses and don't care to get dirty. They love animals and are super funny. Usually they like to correct people when they get something wrong. They like to speak their "horse language" a lot.
Equestrian girls are super smart when it comes to horses.
by Sheebers April 15, 2019
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beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008
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modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.
Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment
by Harrymexican January 16, 2017
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Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011
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well equipped

impressive in the male genital area
"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"
by CRC261195 January 5, 2014
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Equipped

1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.

2. Carrying a firearm.
1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.

2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
by Lee T September 26, 2005
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Equestrian

A badass person who works very hard with horses and at the sport of riding horses. An equestrian is usually a very hardworking person who is completely commited to the sport of riding and the animals(horses/ponies) that he or she rides. Often stereotyped as being snobby and rich the equestrian is usually overlooked as a person who partakes in sports/ physical activity. Equestrians need to have the concentration and ability to judge distance like a golfer, strength and stamina of a hockey player, artistic flow and ability to make a hard thing look easy and beauiful like a gymnast, and and also know where everyone around them is at all times ALL WHILE controlling a 1000lb or more animal with your hands, back, neck, shoulders, thighs, calves, legs, heels, stomach, or basically every bone/muscle in your body with the help of a 5 inch piece of metal.
Rachet ass hoe that equestrian don't fuck around- mess with her horse and she'll burn your house down.
by Ctj1998 March 8, 2015
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