Enzo

A terrible haircut. This derives from the show Seinfeld. The episode is named The Barber.

Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. He is holding a mirror. Jerry and George are looking in disbelief at the haircut.

George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.

Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.

Kramer: No way my Gino did that. It's an Enzo.

by BricklayerTCK June 23, 2010

ENZO

Enzo is a paedophile who like to play with children, takes them to the stadium to sexually abuse them.

I was in a basketball game when i saw my son bobby talking to an Enzo.

by LanceArmstrong'sRightTestical May 11, 2020

Enzo

The most disrespectful, most manipulative person you will EVER meet. He will destroy your reputation, and make your friends turn against you, avoid this person at ALL costs. Dont EVER trust this person. May you rot in hell. Enzo.

Kid 1) " There's Enzo ,the most rude guy in school. (also known as chicken little dick) you bitch.
Kid 2) " Yeah I know he destroyed my friendships

by Pretty boi#1 May 4, 2018

enzo

a cuban guy who thinks hes the shit and lies about people dying,hits girls,weak fighter, and think hes a genius, who suck at xbox and football.HE IS ALSO THE REASON WHY THEY CALLED THEY CALLED THE PERK IN MW3 "STALKER". he has no life and tilts his head and blinks 1000 times a minute.and got beat up by a girl.

person: my mom died... will u kiss me
person2:ur such an enzo

by chair424 April 4, 2012

enzo

he started out in genoa and ended up in milan. enzo is a cunt.

some things you know enzo....will not be forgot.

by andrew October 2, 2004

enzo

enzo fuckin d. dhc kung fu niggaz
dogz of war

enzo d. got down douring nothing ta loose


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by BULLDOG October 3, 2004

Enzo

Enzo is something you wouldn’t think. Enzo is very smart and nice till you meet him. He is kinda dirty minded but will push that aside for a friend. Enzo is in love with memes and loves the office. Enzo has a very unusual sense of humor but you will find yourself laughing.Enzo is weird,but so are his friends (me). Enzo is the exact opposite of athletic but he is nice, funny, and is Enzo.
He gets all the cuuchie he can get his hands on, has a 1ft dick and is good in bed, and he likes Mac and Cheese.

Rude guy: did you hear what Enzo did?

Enzo’s friend: what
Rude guy: he said “. “
5 minutes later
Enzo’s friend: ok and it’s a meme and from the office that’s a total Enzo thing

by TheCoochieGoodAF October 29, 2019