ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls May 29, 2013
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enlarged bood

When a mood is bigger than a big mood (bood), it is an enlarged bood.
When I was in the middle of a Depressive Episode™ and my phone played five Sufjan Stevens songs in a row on shuffle, it was an enlarged bood.
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sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.
Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.
by Van1lla November 13, 2007
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Penis enlargement pills

Pills a man takes to boost his testosterone and make hi dick bigger
"I use penis enlargement pills and now i fuck lil men with a 12' cock"
by Uk36yeahaight June 13, 2019
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