the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls May 29, 2013
In pursuit of becoming a queen of spades (the ultimate bbc slave) a princess of spades or queen of clubs picks up at least one bbc at least 20 days out of a month, becoming a queen of clubs.
his wife went nuts after they got married. Sher decided to become a queen of clubs prior to settling for his lil pencil.
by cukmepls May 29, 2013