Shock artist, half decent poet, yappy 15 year old school yard voice, based his entire career on taking the piss out of other people to the point where he collapsed in on himself and said 'I'm not sure where my career is going right now'. Could have burped and farted on every record from the start but not be seen as a joke cos he had the credibility of Dr. Dre backing him. Corporate sponsored (nike, slave labour) trailer trash.
Person 1: Eminem is the second biggest joke of all time after 50 cent
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
by King Abdulla Of Syria September 24, 2006
1.stupid wigger who raps about smoking weed, cutting him self and the sort. then 3 days later he says he was kidding and that you should go to school and be a good boy
2.an ICP hater
3.some "rapper" that a lot of twelve year old girls like
4. Dr.dre's lover
2.an ICP hater
3.some "rapper" that a lot of twelve year old girls like
4. Dr.dre's lover
Eminem fan:yo, yo ,yo yiggity yo son you like ICP what up wid dat dog!!!!!!
juggalo:WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR CROTCH?!?!
juggalo:WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR CROTCH?!?!
by Jugalo_nirvanfan1542 January 08, 2008
the shit bag who doesnt know how to rap with his gay high pitched voice with shitty beats and "raps" about gay shit like how he rapes people and how he jacks off to gay porn every night.
1)DAMN! you rap like Eminem! go kill yourself you shit bag!
2)Nice shoes Eminem... Where'd you get them Walmart?
3)Eminem you suck fat cock!
2)Nice shoes Eminem... Where'd you get them Walmart?
3)Eminem you suck fat cock!
by Eminemlover1001 June 04, 2009
A wannabe gangster that sings a load of bullshit.
I love this eminem, rap rules.
No, rap is talentless shit. (I predict a lot of thumbs downs. You know i'm right though, whether you like it or not.
No, rap is talentless shit. (I predict a lot of thumbs downs. You know i'm right though, whether you like it or not.
by metalmotherfucker May 31, 2005
I'm not askin u 2 love all of wat he does cuz i dont either im just askin u to listen to dis song. hez a contraversal motha fucker dats y i like him buh not all Eminems stuff is cool.
by Celest August 13, 2006
a litteral GOD. Man dissed MGK and made a damn funeral for him(quite litterally). He changed my taste of music back in 2011.
Guy 1:Do you know eminem?
Guy 2:Well OBVIOUSLY the guy made a funeral for another rapper and hes a GOD!
Guy 2:Well OBVIOUSLY the guy made a funeral for another rapper and hes a GOD!
by ChvseΨ April 26, 2021