Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018

Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

emerson

a cesspool in bergen county, nj

I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.

by ex-emersonian September 9, 2005

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

Emerson

A boy who looks like a squirrel and is obsessed with another boy named Tony.

"Tony date Emerson?"

by RandomUsername776 June 4, 2018

Emerson

If ‘Emerson’ is a girl she is normally an idiot and not a cool person to hang around. They like to argue over everything and use sarcasm with EVERYTHING. they’re normally super annoying and not a good friend

John: “I don’t like Emerson at all she’s so bitchy”

Jane: “Yea I don’t like her either”

by Yooyahloo December 8, 2018

Emerson

A girl who’s almost always hyper and happy. She likes being friends with everyone unless she doesn’t like you which is almost never but who knows. Be careful if you have a sleepover, because she’ll raid your fridge of everything unhealthy because she is forced to be healthy in her own house. She can sometimes be a bit of a hoe but honestly who cares am i right? In the end, Emerson is very helpful and funny and everyone would be lucky to be her friend. She’s dope.

Wowee, it’s Emerson

Be careful, she’ll raid your fridge!

by PewdiepiesChild May 14, 2019