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email paranoia

Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!

Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
by gopas April 16, 2008
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eMath

Verb()To mentally abuse somebody with cramming and math.
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M-Mental
A-Abuse

T-To

H-Human
This is even far worse than math itself.
Person 1:Do want to go eMath today?
Person 2:OH HELL NO, your such a fucking nerd

Person 1:Asian loved eMath
Person 2: shut the fuck up your racist
by Werwereop September 3, 2019
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Ye pu c'qui etait

French expression from Quebec meaning that someone lost all his skills due to his elderly status.
1. Larry est vraiment pu c'qui etait...
2. Wow y fait toujours le meme shot, ye pu c'qui etait.
3. Guillaume: "Larry a eu sa carte de l'age d'or!" Francis: "Ouin ye pu c'qui etait..."
by smokyprodz June 11, 2011
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but her emails

A not-so-subtle way to change the subject when you are about to be faced with being wrong about something. This is a reference to overlooking many many many problems with donald trump due to the single issue of Hillary Clinton's private email server, and using that reason as both a reason and defense for voting for him. This is currently used by trump voters any time any legitimate fault is found of Mr. trump.
Person A: "Mr. trump rants that the media inaccurately covers him but when a reporter is kindly attempting to get his point of view he not only refuses to give it, asking the reporter to figure it out on their own, then cuts off the interview. It seems his real issue with the media is that they WON"t lie for him."

Person B: "But her emails!"
by CLS 8888 May 27, 2017
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emailable

something that can be trusted to email as the fastest and the least formal means of communication.
Is this application emailable or do I have to use a snail mail?

"Emailable" is an antonym of "confidential." Never trust your secrets to email.

It's a rough unchecked draft, not for print, but quite emailable.
by Mike Epstein October 8, 2003
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Emmitt

Emmitt is an adorkable bean that's really cute and funny, he loves music and has a great taste in music, Emmitt is a fun and rad person to talk to and conversations with him never get old and boring. Emmitt is a great person to be with, he's funny and sweet, also he loves good jokes.
Emmitt is a really cool person to hang with
by Bremondemon July 24, 2017
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emoite

Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.
God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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