Dashboard Elvis

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.

"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

Dead Elvis

A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.

"Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"

by sns21274 May 20, 2009

The Dirty Elvis

Do your chick in the ass then pull it out and use her own shit to make sideburns on her face.

Bill: Hey Greg did you fuck Mary yet?

Greg: Hell yeah! I even gave that bitch The Dirty Elvis *thumbs up*

by Major Rio December 29, 2007

dirty ellie

To poop in one’s hand, and gently smear it on someone else’s back without the other person noticing. Giving someone a dirty ellie is a sign of great affection, and is only given to the closest friends. A dirty Ellie is usually performed on bare backs, but can be substituted for over-the-shirt in a pinch.

I wanted to show Cassie how much she meant to me, so I gave her a warm dirty Ellie.

by fluffypinkpenguin29 July 21, 2019

Dirty Elvis

Dirty Elvis is when you are ass hammering a chick (or a guy I guess) who is not so clean down there. You pull it out flip em over and slap them on both sides of their face leaving "shit sideburns" while singing "Love me Tender".

Bro, Alicia is dirty as hell... I was pounding her pooper and she don't wipe good. Pissed me off so I just gave her a Dirty Elvis, and left.

by CEElover March 16, 2020

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

Dirty ellie

When u have the scuts in someone’s mouth the make out and emerge into the alpha

Wanna do a dirty ellie Nan?

by Handle is already used January 15, 2022