well, either way...

What someone says after having their evidence discredited in an argument.

Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.

John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.

Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.

by Sly_Guy November 24, 2009

ether

It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early irish novel ... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue---severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is intresting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally ... You can actually watch your self behaving in this terrible way, but you cant control it. A total body drug. The mind recoils horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.

You approach the turnstiles leading into the circus circus and you know that when you get there, you have to give the man 2 dollars or he wont let you in. But when you get there everything goes wrong: you misjudge the distance to the turnstile and slam against it, bounce off and grab hold of an old woman to keep from falling, some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on? Then you hear your self mumbling: "Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... born? Get sheep over side... woman and children to armoured car... orders from captain Zeep. Ether is the perfect drug for las vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside.
- Hunter s Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by gunit January 18, 2005

Ethernet

When there is no WIFI...

In Queen Ethelburgas College (qe.org) an Ethernet cable is a necessity.

by meinspitzname May 31, 2015

eiderdown

a thick warm cover for a bed, filled with duck feathers

I am looking for a bed with eiderdown

by Nerd132 June 20, 2011

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

A german word for egg-opener. One of the weirdest and precious words there are.

*while breakfast*
Could you please give me the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. I would like to open my egg.
- (surprised about what they've just heard) ah, yes of course

by Konschti January 10, 2021

ethereal wings

A Legend of Zelda Fan-Fiction that has lengthy chapters (espesially the water temple chapter) and awesome characters. It includes vivid detail, awesome humor, and some of our favorite video-game characters. Main characters include, Nozomi, Aiko, Link, Lee, Emiko, and Roy.

Genre:(Fantasy) Action-Adventure/Comedy/Romance

Rating: Teen

Link and all other LoZ characters are liscenced and owned by Nintendo.

Dude, have you read the latest chapter in Ethereal Wings on Lost-Woods?

Yeah, Chapter five? It was like 30 pages long, but worth it because it was hilarious.

I wonder if chapter six will have treefrogs with crossbows, or Nozomi and Link were just kidding about that.

by Nozomi November 6, 2007