Eganator

Egotistical metal musician who secretly loves maroon 5 music. They sleep 16-18 hours per day and wake only to eat hot dogs with barbecue sauce. Spends the rest of the day watching the history channel and trutv while drinking vodka and cheap beer (preferably boxer beer). They can play guitar hero for hours on end. Aspires to work at Menards for the rest of their life. Prefers women who had tails at birth. Big tits a must. Cleveland steamers also happily expected. During Lent expects four fish sandwiches from McDonalds daily. Perfect woman must have at some time worked on CNN. Has strict curfew when at the bars of midnight. Will reminisce about that one catch in high school football for hours. Worst flag football quarterback ever. 17 tds, 84 interceptions. Ran out of bounds backwards. Perfect date involves avoiding dragon food, skoal, seeing a Steven Seagal classic, and jerking off to Ac/dc.

Jeff: Bro where were you all day?

Todd: Well i woke up, ate some hot dogs, went to holiday, and just got back from the goo goo dolls concert. Pretty full day.

Jeff: You're such a fucking eganator.

by milkytoyou March 7, 2011

eganski

A dick move by a narcissistic asshole who can't accept blame for their own actions

Well that was quite the eganski you pulled when you stranded your friends on the side of the road last night

by It's over crimson and clover February 15, 2019

Eganfuskee

Eganfuskee is the name of a street near the beach in Jupiter, FL. A fairly wealthy area with homes on the water, just off Alternate A1A.

Yeah, he lives in that old house over on Eganfuskee.

by gwg245 February 19, 2022

eganraC nehctiK

Kitchen Carnage

Annoying Orange: eganraC nehctiK

Pear: What does that mean

Annoying Orange: *plays on record player in reverse* KITCHEN CARNAGE

by Envy567 October 23, 2020

egansteiger

A Whiney bitch who can't accept that he just wants to be fistfucked up the ass

That faggot over there is such an egansteiger.

by Egans worst nightmare September 26, 2018

Eganor

A super cute puppy cane corso

Is that a cute puppy cane corso it must be eganor

by Cacakid August 26, 2020

egana

that's egana, a very simple person who likes perez

ese wn es el egana xd

by nicosillasonriendo December 2, 2020