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Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.
She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!
by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010
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Eber

As defined by Wikipedia,

Eber (עֵבֶר, Standard Hebrew ʿÉver, Tiberian Hebrew ʿĒḇer, Arabic: ھود) or Heber, is a person from the Hebrew Bible and Muslim Qur'an. He was a great-grandson of Noah's son Shem and the father of Peleg and Joktan. He was the son of Salah and an ancestor of Abraham.

In Jewish tradition, Eber, the great-grandson of Shem, refused to help with the building of the Tower of Babel, so his language was not confused when it was abandoned. He and his family alone retained the original human language, Hebrew, a language named after Eber (Heber), also called lingua humana in Latin. (There are different religious positions on this issue; see also Adamic language.)


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"... Eber begat two sons and called the one Peleg."
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Eberly

a family of many attractive children who often boast about themselves and have cool muscles
Dude, he's such an eberly!!
by poopinyourface March 6, 2011
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ebertosh

A word you yell when your mad, or when you fall or hurt yourself.
::falls:: "Fucking EBERTOSH!!!!"
by BrendanSillyPants November 6, 2005
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eeeargwoahaohplrrgrit

Ancient meaning of blithe(bliss) created by an ancient tribe the Shalowo who were later on taken over by an aggressively religious cult the Penisgobblers.
Wow this is a quake causing coy pond it really just tickles my fancy for the eeeargwoahaohplrrgrit phrase and it’s culture.
What about you?
by Liceyricehol May 17, 2020
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Ebert

A well-known film critic who has become infamous in the gaming community because of his refusal to accept the idea that videogames of any kind can be art.
Man, Ebert must be pretty blind not to see the artistic value of games like Okami, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.
by tktktk September 5, 2008
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ebert

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent
wow ebert! great game! ;)
by Claire December 1, 2003
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