Musical Eargasum

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.

I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

embargo

When one is denied of intercourse or sexual activity from his partner.

Derived from the formal definition of embargo, in which a country is put under prohibition of goods coming in or out. In this case, no penises come in or out.

Aaron: Yo Billy, did she put an embargo on you last night?
Billy: Yeah man, she was pissed. I didn't get nothing. :/

by loki goes rawr January 17, 2005

eburg

A boring small town in Maryland, properly named "Eldersburg." It's extremely safe, but there's nothing to do there except perhaps go visit the very large amount of surrounding farmland. Kids there, lacking almost any other fun things to do, frequently have parties and get drunk/high. Also known by high-school residents as "The Burg."

Person One: What should we do tonight?
Person Two: There's nothing _to_ do man, this is Eldersburg.

by Pesto February 12, 2005

Eargasm

The euphoric feeling that arrises when you clean your ear with a cotton swab or Q-tip.

Oh, I had an eargasm. I just used a Q-tip to purge my ear of wax.

by Zorak1991 December 21, 2008

EARGASM

That wonderful feeling you get when digging around in a really itchy ear with a Q-Tip.

"Yea I know I'm kicking my leg like a dog and moaning.. but I was having an eargasm with this Q-tip.. sorry.."

by Tru2 September 30, 2007

ebag

a complete cock sucking farting kneegrow that humps everything with a pulse. including himself and his pet fish who is less than 3 months old named phatch. but even his elephant jack foster isnt able to escape ebags powerful animal fucking skillss. word..

yo check out that ebag humping your mother

by ebag69cocklicker August 18, 2011

embargo

o grab me ' backwards.

Embargo! Embargo! Embargo! Embargo!

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005