Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.
“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.
by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 30, 2020
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Smug Earther

Being overly smug and overly confident that the earth is flat. No, you’re just insane.
Chris is such a smug earther. He should smoke some more weed.”
by lukedog56 November 06, 2023
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Round Earther

a person who has a brain and can clearly think for themselves.
yo josh, stop saying the world is flat you dumb ass. the world has been prove to be round many times.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.
by Manreadingpaper March 30, 2020
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Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.
Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat
by Platten December 07, 2021
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flat earther

someone who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. If you know any of these people please publicly shame them until they either realize their stupidity or end themselves
flat earthers are retarded and should be taken to space and pushed into the vacuum.
by the real ted bundy December 15, 2020
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