e-tard

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

by skarz January 10, 2010

e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 7, 2007

e-tard

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

E-tard

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

e-tard

1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)

2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.

"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."

by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

e-tard

one who isn't tech savy.

If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.

by Big Rabbit October 18, 2002