dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

Dusty Depot

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Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma for the past 2 months
Sir: Oh boy! I can't wait to drop Dusty Depot!

by bl-asian June 1, 2018

dustin johnson

When you have done cocaine/herion before a range sess.

Bro your shots are off, you ripped a few Dustin Johnsons before or?

by ChiefKeef420 September 24, 2018

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

cheeto dust

The orange film dust that remains on one's fingers when one has eaten Cheetos Cheese Flavored Snacks. One usually either chooses to use a napkin to remove it, licks it off, and some even choose to wipe it on any available surface to remove it. (See definition for 'Cheeto Dust Etiquette').

If not removed this dust gets all over all your shit and everyone else's. Causing much dismay and can possibly cause OCD-ish type rant triggers.

Dude 1: Hey dude bro, you got Cheeto dust all over my favorite D&D dice. Yea, like not cool. (Incredulous Frown Face)

Dude 2: (Evil chuckle). Sorry, dude.

Dude 1: (Examines all his other belongings that Dude 2 touched.)

by Cremebruleed September 15, 2013

Shelf dusting

The act of a woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf duster -a woman engaged in said activity.

After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting.

by Darlinka Kevina November 17, 2010

Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

by sm00th February 20, 2009