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Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.
"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."
by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011
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dumpster fuck

A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)
Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!
by crownxtra February 27, 2010
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dumpstered

Dumpster (a): the act of destroying or wrecking another; generally associated with the youtuber Chi Long Qua
"That chitstain just got dumpstered!"
by Its5m3xy November 18, 2015
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dumpsplash

the toilet water that splashes on your buttocks upon releasing a nice-sized turd
1st stall: "Excuse me, could you please hand me some toilet paper, I'm all out in this stall?"

2nd stall: "Why did you not have enough?"

1st stall: "Yes, I did for the wiping part, but I just got dumpsplashed and my buns are all wet!"
by bbmom December 15, 2009
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Dumpster Jumper

Someone that prefers ONLY anal sex. (male or female)
Frankie is an avid dumpster jumper since way back in high school.
by L-Dogg67 April 4, 2009
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Dumpstart

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.
Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.
by zyxt March 28, 2009
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Dumpster and chill

The act of inviting a fine piece of homeless ass to go to her favorite garbage dumpster and take a pounding. This is the same as netflix and chill for poor people.
Me: "Dude I think I need to go to the doctor"
Friend "why"
Me: "I talked this homeless chick into a little dumpster and chill action and now I think I need to get checked"
by Texasturbo January 22, 2016
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