Hug Dumpster

Used to describe a well valued cute girl that isn't necessarily hot also. A nice girl you just want to take out and spend time with rather than just plow all the time.

I'm sick of these hoes man, I need to find myself a nice hug dumpster and settle down.

That girl Carol is so sweet and adorable. A real hug dumpster.

by TJ Maxxacre Cardigang March 19, 2013

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

by Enter August 22, 2017

cum dumpster

A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.

hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.

by whomper May 1, 2003

down in the dumps

sad, unhappy, depessed etc.

Steve was down in the dumps for the longest time after his breakup with Tracey, but then he met Karen and all that changed fast.

by SallyAnn September 3, 2006

skanky dumpster ho

Slutty, Skank, Tramp, your average whore on the street corner...

Taylor is a skanky dumpster ho..

by LBX January 1, 2007

Dumptrumpitol

A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.

Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019