Dumbledork

A fuck up that rises to the wizarding level.

He bitched about his job on Facebook but forgot his boss was a friend. What a dumbledork!

by dagda825 December 29, 2015

Dumbledoor

A term for the asshole, especially in reference to anal sex.

He keeps trying to have anal sex with me, but I told him to keep his wand away from my Dumbledoor.

by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

dumbledore

v.; to burn, scar, blacken and otherwise damage some part of the body, particularly a hand.
From the name Dumbledore, character in the series of Harry Potter books, whose hand is injured and is scarred permanently.

You don't put your hand into acid unless you want it dumbledored.

by Princess Aranel September 16, 2005

The Dumbledor

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!

My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!

by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011

Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

Dumbledare

When Dumbledore be daring.

"It was real Dumbledare of Dumbledore to go after Grindelwald like that." said harry to his Boyf Malfoy.

by Gatsbae May 4, 2018