deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.

I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.

by mwallis October 13, 2009

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010

deer knuckle

Also known as a camel toe

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.

by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013

watch for deer

Midwestern for: I love you

Him: "Heading back from the cabin, see you in 3 hours"... Her: "Watch for deer..."

by theeeelo November 1, 2018

Deering High School

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.

8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.

by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011

deer haunches

Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.

Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

Deer Butt

When a female goes tanning with a large bikini bottom piece that covers her whole butt. She's left nice and tanned with her cheeks looking like big deer's butt.

I'm wearing a thong bikini so I don't get a deer butt

by MainaNYC October 19, 2015