Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
by Brooke April 21, 2004

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."
"You're drunk."
After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."
"You're drunk."
After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."
by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008

by Social Chair for the World February 27, 2009

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.
by LAZI June 18, 2017

Kali, I am so totally drunkative. I think I'm going to text all my exboyfriends and confess my undying love for them.
by tapioka_dudde May 24, 2014

what most people are on the weekend
by dougie fuckin frsh nigga February 25, 2009
