Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

Druncle

Your uncle that gets drunk at every special occasion . Every family has one.

"Who's that guy making a fool of himself on the dance floor? "
"Oh that's my Druncle, he makes a fool of himself at all our get togethers."

by Dylandrick June 4, 2016

piss-drenched

to describe the odor of old, sweaty shoes, made of cheap leather, worn by a male for many years.

"Honey, get those piss-drenched shoes and put them outside"

by Mrs Pissdrench September 25, 2005

maggot drench

To have sex with a decomposing dead body

Ugh, Tom just maggot drenched my dead aunt!

by skinnie December 12, 2008

drunchies

when one gets drunk and is hungry, somewhat like the munchies

after that party i got the drunchies, so i ate some banana walnut pancakes.

by lauren russo October 8, 2003

Drench

Drench is the female equivalent to a boner. It's also a euphemism for getting wet or being extremely attracted to a person.

Slang for the ladies.

Drench

If Jeff wears those tight pants tonight, I'm going to drench myself.

Drencher

I've got a drencher for my poli-sci teacher.

Drenching

She's been drenching over him forever but he just won't commit.

Drenched

Happy Birthday, I hope you get drenched.

by Purse Snatchers July 27, 2008

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010