drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.

we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

Donch

A word that can be used to replace nearly any verb or adjective.

So I was donching this girl

or

Are you donching me?

by Cpt Donch May 2, 2009

Dranch

to soak or marinate food in ranch dressing Drench + Ranch.

he dranched his taco

by Bridon February 15, 2009

drouche

A drunk douchebag.

I hate it when I go to the bar and there's a drouche making all the girls leave.

by muhflicker March 19, 2010

Doonch

To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.

"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."

by anon1235813 January 16, 2012

droichoid

A man who has no legs but can still walk because he actually isn’t crippled 👌👌👌👌👌

Hi I’m a droichoid wanna play some badminacyoole soccer🤠

by Gurtroos gurero February 17, 2019

bitch drenching

The act by which a man, showing complete lack of moral fibre and control, completely loses it with one of his mates and acting like a complete bitch throws his beer all over him.

"Hey did you see Chris lose it the other night, he lost it with Andrew and gave him a complete bitch drenching...threw his entire pint over him. He really needs to harden the fuck up."

by Little Chopper April 2, 2007