Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.

1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.

by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

Droist

Being dry and moist at the same time

Him: hey don't be droist it's not that bad
Her: wtf does that mean

Him: it means your dry and moist
Her:lol ok let's be droist

by Beastplayer58 November 14, 2019

A Droidian Slip

When Android predictive text replaces word/s in such a way as to reveal the hidden meaning in a text message.

For some strange reason my predictive text confuses the word 'cycle' with the word 'fuck'
Should have been more careful when I asked Ruby-Tuesday if she would fancy a cycle... What A Droidian Slip!

by CapCoco May 9, 2011

the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

Star Droid

A droid that can transform in various entities such as a plank, a tomboy, a maid, a furry, a hungarian and many more.

Man I really wish my Star Droid stop calling me a Baka.

by The501stGuy February 18, 2021

Clean the droid

When ordered to perform a task below one's station.

"Padme being sent by the decoy queen to clean R2D2."
"I made photo copies all day, and when I was done they had me clean the droid."

by Droideka December 31, 2009