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zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.
Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010
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blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
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drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.
we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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deschenes

french for "of the oaks" in spanish it is de los robles.
"hello. My name is Ronnie of the Oaks"
"Bon Jour. Mon no est Ronnie Deschenes."
"Buenos dias. Mi llamo es Ronaldo De Los Robles."
If I'm wrong .. sue me.
by ronnie deschenes June 11, 2008
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Drewche Bag

anyone with the first name Drew who coincidentally is a douche bag; a combination of Drew and douche bag
"Were you there when Drew booed the veterans during the moment of silence at the football game?"

"Yea what a Drewche Bag!"
by E Coli K Mart November 3, 2009
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bitch drenching

The act by which a man, showing complete lack of moral fibre and control, completely loses it with one of his mates and acting like a complete bitch throws his beer all over him.
"Hey did you see Chris lose it the other night, he lost it with Andrew and gave him a complete bitch drenching...threw his entire pint over him. He really needs to harden the fuck up."
by Little Chopper April 2, 2007
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duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush
by irishprick October 24, 2005
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