A 6 foot 8 man of African ethnicity. Struggled with trauma such as family being eaten by lions, and distant relatives being slave owners. This man has the sharpest jaw line ever seen and is extremely hot. He is also a self-proclaimed “weapon”. Doug/Douglas says a lot of things and makes a lot of promises that will never happen. If you associate with this species of human, he will inevitably fuck you over (probably by using his huge African cock to rape you). Don’t leave him alone around children as he will likely give into his urges and rape them. A man who has never said something that is true in his life. He’s also from Birmingham!
by Dagga March 28, 2022
Doug can be used as a measure of Speed, Height, and Weight
In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"
In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"
In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
by ksmittle July 31, 2019
by Mestry1 May 22, 2021
A boy who is tall with brown eyes and dark hair. He is someone who presents himself as an overall confident guy and comes across cocky at times. He attracts girls from his fun, party-like nature. He is machismo. He gets crazy jealous and possessive of a girl he falls for. Don't do something that he doesn't like because he will take an eye for an eye. He punishes those close to him that he feels is not treating him right. He constantly feels like his friends are leaving him out of everything. He has trouble maintaining friends due to his egocentric attitude. He keeps everyone at a distance and has a great fear of letting people in. He is very secretive and keeps things to himself. He has more problems than he lets anyone know about. He is someone who fears abandonment. Due to this, he settled for less when he could have had the world. Doug is the type of person who never forgets the past and will always hold onto those who made a special place in his heart. He especially remembers the one that got away.
"Doug thinks we are excluding him again.."
"I wonder if Doug regrets the choice he made many moons ago."
"I wonder if Doug regrets the choice he made many moons ago."
by Iimc December 8, 2018
The coolest person ever, he is so cool chuck norris wants his autograph. he is smoother than Keith Stone. He is also the god of Beer Pong. But don't piss him off or me might scream at a child, hes just that awesome!
by The 4th man in the wolf pack May 24, 2011
The big man him self, Doug
by Asdfman9898 June 8, 2021