Get the doukyusei mug.A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)
Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.
Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?
Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.
Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?
Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.
by Looneylarry August 29, 2012
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Get the douytch mug.A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012
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Get the Loddy Doddy mug.Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.
Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"
Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"
Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"
by creedmoor May 3, 2006
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