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Douchetroupe

A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.
Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."

Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."

Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
by LeprechaunOD March 16, 2011
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Urban douchetionary

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
by Papa-G November 20, 2009
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Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'
by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010
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DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
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douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
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Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.
The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.
by Gorgechild December 22, 2010
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Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
by Shellogg October 24, 2017
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