Doucheoisie

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

doucheoisie

The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.

Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.

by Mauerhan November 11, 2009

douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

by california420 October 5, 2010

Doucheilous

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.

Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010

Douchiopath

A douchebag/sociopath hybrid. Generally, but not always, of the male sex.

Poor Erin, she has a chronic habit of attracting douchiopaths.

by Brendan McGinger May 13, 2014

doucheuser

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.

“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”

by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019