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Douchebog

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.
by Powergoat May 13, 2011
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douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness
man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...
by theInventor82 September 26, 2011
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Douchebowl

douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.

Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ducti&#333;n- (s. of ducti&#333;) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of d&#363;cere (see ductile) + -i&#333;n- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
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Doucheboat

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.
by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010
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doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.
by Pariselle February 21, 2010
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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DoucheBrad

A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...
Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!
by Officer Nail May 15, 2015
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